While it makes an amazing gift for amateur astronomers for precise stargazing, we at Dillyeo.com decided that we should use this laser pointer to mess with pedestrians on the sidewalks below our office.

We then decided that we had really pushed it too far when someone jumped and screamed out of fright and surprise. But hey, it was fun while it lasted.

Don't listen to anyone when they say, "it's just a stupid laser pointer, what's the big deal?"

The 5MW High Powered Green Laser Pointer, in particular, serves so many uses. You can use it to point at stars in the sky, which makes it a perfect gift for the aspiring astronomer, since it has a range of up to 12,000 feet. Yes, that's more than 2 miles. And the green makes it much more visible in the night sky than the red.

Be careful though boys, you don't want your ladies around men with this laser pointer, as it can be used to dramatically enhance that classically romantic act of stargazing.

Nothing will impress her more as when you show her that you're packing 5 MilliWatts...of laser pointer power.

Let's not forget that even if you give a bad presentation, the audience will be so distracted by how amazing your laser pointer is that the only three things they'll ask when it's finished are, "Where do I sign? Where did you get that laser?" and "no really, where did you get that laser?"

The 2 AAA Batteries are NOT included.