I remember when I first started wearing the SkulSkinz Neoprene Hannibal Muzzle Reversible face mask (swaps to black). After getting into a fight with a street crew and knocking them all to the ground with one massive circular sweep of my right leg, I decided to hit the library. Why the weird looks? Shouldn’t I be allowed to wear my personality on my face, wherever I go? It’s not just for when I’m cruisin’ on my bike, or when I’m hitting the slopes in Denver, wind and snow swooshing past my face. I wear this mask everywhere. The club. Family dinners. Funerals. Everywhere.

And what did I do when I wanted to pick up some literature and the librarian smirked and wouldn’t stop staring? I stopped in my tracks, turned toward him while he sat securely behind the reference desk, and snarled like a starving, caged beast. He shriveled up and looked away but I stared for another fifteen seconds, just so he wouldn’t forget. Then he urinated on himself. I suppose I should feel bad. ROAR.

But not only will the SkulSkinz Neoprene Reversible Face Mask make you more intimidating, the elastic neoprene is great for outdoor sports in the colder months, and since the pattern is reversible to black you can change it to look more “normal” if you want. And with an adjustable back closure, it’s easy to take on and off. This is especially useful for when an intrigued group of ladies surrounds me while I sit at the bar looking like a real catch of a guy.