Say, my wife has been going out a lot lately. Whenever I ask where she's going, she says "tupperware party." I guess there are a lot of them in my town. I just wish they weren't so late. Midnight seems a bit much for something like that.

But I figured this 5 Piece Plasticware Storage Container Set would be the perfect gift for her, since she's always going to those sorts of parties and all. In fact, I can give you 5 reasons why the 5 Piece Plasticware Storage Container Set is a good idea, even if you don't frequent the tupperware parties in your neighborhood:

1. Nothing makes anyone's day brighter than a juicy surprise waiting in the refrigerator, like a homemade sandwich for lunch time at work or school.

2. The holidays are coming up, and that means spending a lot of time with the family, including in-laws. Make the aggravation worthwhile by bringing their food home in your new 5 Piece Plasticware Storage Container Set."Y'know, even though I find you revolting, I just love these mashed potatoes your mother cooked; do you mind if I bring some home for little Derek?"

3. The largest piece in the set can hold a small turkey. I've never seen that in my life, but I sure would like to.

4. The 5 Piece Plasticware Storage Container Set isn't just good for storing food. If you or your kids have art supplies galore, fear no more, now you have a place for them.

5. There's no such thing as too much plasticware. Sometimes I feel like I wash it more than I wash normal dishes. My family is always on the go, and most of our meals are eaten away from the table.

This list could actually go on to more creative uses for plasticware, but I think I'll let you discover those on your own. Hurry up though, supplies are limited and these will be gone before you can say Orange Onomatopoeia Pie.