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Borat Mankini
Borat Mankini

MSRP:  $15.00 

The Dilly: $8.99

Shipping: $4.99

Condition: New

Estimated ship date via FedEx:
11/21/09
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Today's Group Catch,

Today, we’re offering the Borat Mankini. There’s still some summertime left, so hit the beach in Kazak style! Show off your hot bod, or buy one for a friend! There’s no one who wouldn’t appreciate a Borat Mankini. Have a costume party to go to and everyone else is going as Bruno? No problem, Dress up like Borat, it’ll be totally retro! Order your Borat Mankini today!

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Hello, remember me? I am Borat! I made funny glorious movie three years ago, now nobody remembers me. It’s okay, I am back in US and A to recycle same jokes and sell new line of summer swimming outfit! So far, I have only one outfit, the Borat Mankini. Do you like it? It likes you. I am big sex symbol in my country. So order Borat Mankini today!

I love US and A! I l like to make the sexy time, yes? The women here, they love my body, so for them I wear special Borat Mankini. Would you like one? I sell you one, maybe we make a trade for your woman? I like the women with the yellow hairs, do you have any like that? I like when the downstairs hairs are yellow too, yes? Reminds me of my sister.

My wife, Pamela, she is dead. High five! At first, I like her because she is so beautiful, but after three years, she is hard like plastic and it burns when I pee. Time to find a new one. I use special glorious Borat Mankini to attract the women. They see my body and they want to touch it, yes? Then, when she gets close enough, I hit her with a stone, tie her up, throw her in sack and take her back to Kazakhstan. Sometimes she make the journey alive, and we have the sexy time. Other times, she don’t. That’s okay, I give her to my cousin, Kuzko, that’s the way he like them! Crazy Kuzko.

Please order glorious Borat Mankini. It will make the women not hate it so much to make the sexy time with you. Also, it is only way I make enough money to get back home with my sack of new wives, yes?

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noni1221: not be caugh with that any where about 13 days ago

ninarose1: Of course! Im going to wear it skiing in Vail Colorodo about 14 days ago

brooklyn21: yuckie! that is great! anyone buying this?????? about 14 days ago

admind: Joe they are selling fast!better than yo think about 122 days ago

Joe083150: Wow, totally useless. This just proves that dillyeo is running out of products! lol about 122 days ago

ninarose1: Fat man in a little Mankini-With Moustache about 122 days ago

valdecaro: don't we have a pic lying around of someone in the office wearing this??? Every man needs one! about 122 days ago

halomod: i would buy one... if my girlfriend would let me wear it =( about 122 days ago

ssfaith92: wow!!! are you really selling any of these? Anyway, thanks for the laugh! about 122 days ago

francona: wawawewah! NICE! about 122 days ago

mistrixst: uggh about 123 days ago

Loomax2: Expect the balloon launcher kit to be featured this Friday!!! about 123 days ago

shopper123: we all want the water balloon launcher! my kids are bugging me! when can we expect it on dillyeo? about 123 days ago

bradwasz1: better than expected! Teeshirts are on the way! we will have them by thursday. customers can expect them early next week :) about 123 days ago

francona: baby tommy, keep up the nice work! are these actually selling? about 123 days ago

rive1: I like! ^_^ about 123 days ago

kaotte3: You likeeee?? about 123 days ago

diginux: Veeeery nice. about 123 days ago

rive1: Who wears this? about 123 days ago

patlinsalata: I would buy it if we weren't in a recession. I need to keep all my money. about 123 days ago

brandon1961: Me Likey! good gag! about 123 days ago

bradwasz1: Did anyone see the BRUNO movie? about 123 days ago

Loomax2: wawaaaaawweeewaaa! about 123 days ago

shopper123: what???? you guys are too funny. who is going to buy this? about 123 days ago

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