We’ve got these Wii steering wheels in the office. Do you like them? Would you like to buy them? We’d like to sell them to you. Go ahead, buy them, we don’t mind, in fact that’s what we’d like you to do. Perhaps you are a boy. For you, I recommend the pink one. Maybe you are a girl, in which case would you like the pink one? If you are a member of a sex, I suggest the pink Wii steering wheel. Unfortunately, you will automatically receive a blue one too when you order your pink one. They’re a pair. Sorry. Do you like blue Wii steering wheels? Then you’re welcome!

I’m sure there are hundreds of Wii games that require the use of steering wheels, regardless of color. Or at least there must be millions of games that would prefer for you to use one. Right? I’ll bet. You can figure it out for yourself, you’re a big boy. Or girl. I do hope you like pink Wii steering wheels, as it is my recommended color. But just in case—as I mentioned before—if you like blue, we have you covered there as well. The pink and blue ones come as a pair, so I hope you’re happy. If you’re sad, that’s okay too, you should feel free to feel however you feel. I sometimes wear one pink sock and one blue sock, so I’m familiar with the concept of pairing pink and blue, but perhaps it’s a new thing for you. If so, maybe keep it to yourself?

Anyway, I think I mentioned that we would like for you to buy our pink Wii controller, so go ahead and do that if you’d like. We’ll even throw in the blue one despite its lack of a recommendation from me. Is there a warranty? I don’t know, why don’t you figure that out for yourself, okay? It’s probably listed on the specs or in the warranty section of this page, so don’t ever tell anyone I never gave you a hint, okay? Alright then, bye-bye.