CHICAGO, IL – Daily Deal Web site Dillyeo.com recently sold the Borat Mankini on July 20th. While it started out as a tame online shopping event for many users, midgets (“vertically challenged” people) began to picket the Dillyeo offices in downtown Chicago. Why, you may ask, would they be doing this? The mankini only comes in a standard large size.

Since the release of Borat in late 2006, the mankini has become known as the sure way to get the ladies. It is a popular item among the online shopping community and can be seen at many beaches during the summer. The vertically challenged group outside of the Dillyeo office was picketing in order to make it known to the world that they deserved to get the ladies too. But, they claimed, the standard size of the mankini’s were giving “large” people an unfair advantage.

One picketer, who prefers to remain unnamed, wanted to note that “it’s not the bottom part of the mankini that doesn’t fit – it’s the length.”

The picketing was out of control early on in the day. By 9am there were already two picketers outside of the Dillyeo offices with homemade signs of protest, with statements such as “Mankini Me too!” and “I want to be Borat.” This caused a problem for Dillyeo employees trying to get to work. “I got punched in the knee while trying to get to the door this morning,” noted one Dillyeo employee.

Another employee, though, had a different experience entering the building: “I walked in with another employee who kept commenting on the people outside our door with signs. I didn’t know what he was talking about until I bent down to tie my shoe and saw them.”