LOS ANGELES, CA - A central character of the new Playhouse Disney series Jungle Party, Screamy the baby chimpanzee, was put on the show to raise awareness of Tourette Syndrome. Screamy was diagnosed with Tourette's by the witch doctor, with his main tic being coprolalia, or the sudden utterance of obscenities.

"The trouble is," says Tourette's activist Waldo Proctor, "Screamy always says things like 'oh, jungle dirt!' and 'you elephant butt!' whereas someone with actual coprolalia would say 'go f***ing suffocate on a metric ton of f***ing anaconda sh** and give an elephant with AIDS a f***ing 10-hour colonoscopy you horse-f***ing she-b**ch!!'"

Added Proctor: "If you're going to be obscene, at least make an effort to, y'know, be obscene."

In one episode, Screamy got in trouble at school when he went on a tirade of randomly calling his classmates "baboon spankers," which was easily the most profane thing he has said so far. He was immediately sent home, as if instead he had actually labeled them "sh**-eating clusterf*** cannons with d***s the size of f***ing protons!"

Children's advocate Donna Yale was not at all enthusiastic to the idea. She said, "If they're giving this chimp such a sheltered life that 'baboon spanker' is suddenly equivocal to 's***brained f***er of shaved d***less donkeys,' I wonder what would happen if he would actually say the latter. They'd probably lock him up in an institution."

Disney has not released any information as to whether Screamy will utter any real vulgarities, but speculators are firm in their belief that the public won't be hearing him say "Suck my ten-mile d*** or I'll rip your f***ing eyes out and give you 20 f***ing new a**holes and f***ing fill them with sufluric f***ing acid until your b**ch a** is f***ing DEAD!"